What's Knott to Like About Knotts?!

GUESS WHERE I AM?! America's first theme park! I visited here QUITE some time ago and would like to apologize for the excruciating delay in posting these pictures. I'm not even going to say how long ago it was. For a young lamb like me, it's close to an era. I got acquainted with the (famous like me) Peanuts characters. ALAS, once again I wasn't tall enough to ride the rides. No worries though, I just went to see the yellow belly lily livered.. DRAW people at the saloon show instead.

Do.. Do Do, Always Coca Cola....

*can opening* *refreshing fizz sound* *refreshing ahhh* *ahem* oh hello, I'm just sitting here hanging with the Coca Cola Bear in Las Vegas. I didn't see you come in.

NY NY Hotel

Dating back to 1997, here, in all its glory, is the NY NY Hotel and Casino in Vegas. This almost looks like LEGO buildings when compared to the REAL buildings in NYC. This roller coaster made me almost puke my little stuffing out, but I managed to get away with throwing up just a bit in my mouth and swallowing it. You'll notice I'm being extremely elevated in all of these pictures by a strange, disembodied hand... I'm still not sure how I feel about that.

It's Not Bell-age-ee-oh, it's Bell AHHHHHHJ io

Here I am at the famous Bellagio hotel, from such stellar films as Ocean's Eleven (twelve... thirteen...), "Nine to Five" and, you guessed it, "One Night in Paris." Oh Belaj, how I love your sweet luxury and your coloured, hand blown glass adorning the ceiling in the lobby. Oh, how I'm too poor to stay here.

One Night in Paris!

Wait a minute... isn't that the name of a movie or something? Ah well, I'm not actually in Paris, I'm at the Hilton Hotel in Las Vegas. I feel just being around this hotel that I'm going to turn all scandalous in a matter of hours!

Vivaaaaaaaaaa Las Vegas!!!

Holy burning retinas, batman. I thought Times Square was bad, but Las Vegas is worse! There are so many lights that continue on forever and it's absolutely insane. The ladies here look like they're always under the influence... of something... maybe they're just under my sexpot spell. That must be it. Anyway, I went down to 'see' Celine. Well, who wouldn't...

Limo Lovin'

My first limo ride. Well, my first "official" ride. We won't get into what happened that one time in Atlantic city... *ahem* anyway... great limo ride.